The chances are slim that you (or anyone else for that matter) will read this post. However, a girl can hope. Mother’s Day is approaching, and I know you can not understand how I can possibly need another pair of earrings. This is a conundrum (LOVE that word) for you. What to get the woman who birthed (painfully, I might add) your two little devils…I mean, angels.
Let me answer..I do not like diamonds, I do not like fine jewelry from Kays..I like old, rusty, dusty earrings that look like they came from zombie infested waters after the apocalypse. If your cute voice inside your head mutters, “who would wear this”, you can safely answer, “Laura would!” Don’t do it out loud. People look at you funny when you talk out loud..whateva„,
Please put the Kohl’s cash rewards back in the wallet and step away from the their “fine” jewelry department!